I'd like to wait for April 15, but I'd surely lose track of these quotes by then.
I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is I could be just as proud for half the money. -- Arthur Godfrey
It is a good thing that we do not get as much government as we pay for. -- Will Rogers
The difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. -- Will Rogers
I wouldn't mind paying taxes if I knew they were going to a friendly country. -- Dick Gregory
Tax returns are too difficult for a mathematician. It takes a philosopher. -- Albert Einstein