Golf fails

Very funny song and video.

http://www.safeshare.tv/w/lNQxKkFRoZ

Taxes

I'd like to wait for April 15, but I'd surely lose track of these quotes by then.

I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States.  The only thing is I could be just as proud for half the money. -- Arthur Godfrey

It is a good thing that we do not get as much government as we pay for. -- Will Rogers

The difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. -- Will Rogers

I wouldn't mind paying taxes if I knew they were going to a friendly country. -- Dick Gregory

Tax returns are too difficult for a mathematician.  It takes a philosopher.  -- Albert Einstein

Florida

Normally, I would just forward the email when I see a joke I like, but today it struck me:  I have a blog!  I can post my favorite jokes there!

This came from Edo, via Meg:

An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years.

He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts and some orange and grapefruit trees.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while and look it over.

He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.

As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out until you leave!'

The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.'

Holding the bucket up he said,

'I'm here to feed the alligator...'