Taxes

I'd like to wait for April 15, but I'd surely lose track of these quotes by then.

I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States.  The only thing is I could be just as proud for half the money. -- Arthur Godfrey

It is a good thing that we do not get as much government as we pay for. -- Will Rogers

The difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. -- Will Rogers

I wouldn't mind paying taxes if I knew they were going to a friendly country. -- Dick Gregory

Tax returns are too difficult for a mathematician.  It takes a philosopher.  -- Albert Einstein